I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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