Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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