He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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