you guys were way drunker than both of me
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
