Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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