SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's never too late to be topless.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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