Do vagina's smell?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need moral support for this bender
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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