I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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