I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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