Don't make out with my wife yet
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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