Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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