Are we in a gay sports bar?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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