ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I love you. Go after that dick
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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