What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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