i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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