My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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