found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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