Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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