Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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