I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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