This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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