she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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