the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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