I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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