How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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