My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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