If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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