But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
tell me about the fingering
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