The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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