I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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