i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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