Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Help me help you realize you are a moron
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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