How'd it feel making her break her religion?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I need water and some morals
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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