He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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