Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
