i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You were trust falling into bushes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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