There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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