Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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