Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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