talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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