Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
