his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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