sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He has the fingertips of a God
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