There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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