i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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