I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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