no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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