You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
