Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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