dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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