It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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